nicrouleauatleast:

1 pt.

HAVE YOU EVER:

• expressed support of theater and the arts?
• sung along to a musical theater song?
  
• made a musical theater reference?
  
• been in awe of a Broadway performer?
  
• cried over a musical?
  

2 pts.

HAVE YOU EVER:

• cried over a musical while listening to it in public?
• known a random fact or date because it’s mentioned in a musical?
• watched a TV episode or movie because a Broadway star was in it?
  
• watched a bootleg?
• add 1 pt. if it wasn’t on YouTube, Vimeo, or Google Drive
• watched the Tonys?
  

3 pts.

HAVE YOU EVER:

• cried over a musical while not even actually listening to it?
• watched an entire TV show just because a Broadway star was in it?
• add 2 pts. if two seasons or longer
• (Sorry, The New Normal fans.)
• watched two or more different bootlegs of the same show?
• add 2 pts. if these have included a workshop or out-of-town tryout
• watched/read the source material for a favorite musical?
  
• referred to Broadway actors in casual conversation by their first names?
  

4 pts.

HAVE YOU EVER:

• known a pop song only because a Broadway star covered it at 54 Below?
• yelled about something that happened in a musical as if it happened in real life?
• skillfully maneuvered a conversation ten steps ahead in order to set up an elaborate musical theater reference, even though you knew no one in the room would understand?
  
• nearly/actually injured yourself trying to do Broadway choreography?
• see gif
• paused New York City scenes on TV and deduced what year it was by which Broadway posters were up?
  

5 pts. 

• you are Lin-Manuel Miranda
  

IMPORTANT: if you are unable to attend shows in person or have never been to New York City, round your score up to the next ten!

Originally posted by playbill

Tally up your final score and leave it in the tags!

note: any score 1 or higher indicates that you are a Real Musical Theater Fan™

yaomtc:

I seriously cannot find it for the life of me, I’ve looked everywhere and it’s just gone. If anyone knows where I can find it/Send it to me, i’ll be thankful forever.

chessisbeautiful:

ACT ONE:

1. Whose Mother Let That Child Swear

2. Call Me Daddy/My Ex-Husband Sucks (Dick)

3. It’s Karate, Kid: The Musical

4. Mendel’s a Bad Psychiatrist 

5. My Father Sucks (Dick)/My Parents Think I’m Crazy

6. Cook Your Own Damn Dinner 

7. This is What Happens When You Go to a Bad Psychiatrist

8. Chicken Marengo/Jason’s A Slightly Better Psychiatrist But Not Really

9. Mendel’s A Furry/Why Are You Calling Him Daddy Now?

10. F*ck the Patriarchy/Welcome to Duloc/The Patriarchy’s All I Have

11. Whizzer Wins but he actually doesn’t

12. Better Homes and Gardens

13. He Drinks Tea in the Bathtub?

14. Send A Wedding Invite to Your Ex-Husband! Genius!

15. “I Hate the World!” “He Hates Everything!”

16. Someone Pays Some Attention to Jason for Once

ACT TWO:

1. Exposition/Marvin’s A Big Boy Now

2. Puberty!

3. Puberty! (Reprise)

4. Cubs Win the World Series (2016)

5. #TonyBoney

6. Mendel Never Read the Torah

7. The Naked in Bed Song

8. Spoiler Alert: It’s Called AIDS/Whizzer Be Trippin’

9. Yes, SJB, You Go

10. They All Lie Minus Jason

11. That Random One That Shows Up on Shuffle Every Time I Turn On Spotify

12. Gay: The Musical

13. The True Meaning of Bar Mitzvah

14. Oops, Marvin Probably Has AIDS Too, But That’s Never Explicitly Said

15. SYMBOLISM (Tango W/ Death)

16. Whizzer Dies

17. KYS, William Finn

louisquinnzel:

paralol:

NEW PARAMORE SINGLE TOMORROW
THIS IS HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

gokuluvr459:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

mama

just killed a man

put a gun against his head

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

and mama

life had just begun

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

AND MAMA

official-sciencesideoftumbler:

tastefullyoffensive:

Go home, Dew. (via 502_Wilson)

“Tell me to go home”

daddygeography:

me too gurl

(Source: whiteparent)

Siempre digo en broma “No sé qué hacer con mi vida”

Pero ahora en serio, no sé qué hacer con mi vida.